In response to:Initial Blog

Sun, 11 Sep 2005 04:11:53 +0200

Don't cheat!!!!

>> 1.Start at London Heathrow Airport.
>> 2.Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport.
>> 3.Hire
>> car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport. 4.Start going toward the "Airport
>> Exit" on "International Parkway South" - follow for 0.2 miles. 5.Bear
>> left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" - follow for 0.3
>> miles 6.Bear left onto "International Parkway North" toward "North
>> Airport Exit" - follow for 2.9 miles 7.Take the "Highway 114 west"
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>> toward "Fort Worth" - follow for 29.2 miles 8.Then continue on "US 287
>> north" - follow for 91.1 miles 9."US 287 north" becomes" Interstate-44
>> east" - follow for 0.7 miles 10.Take left fork onto "US-287 north"
>> toward "Vernon" - follow for 104.0 miles 11."US 287 north" becomes
>> "Avenue F (US-287)" - follow for 2.8 miles1 2.Continue to follow "US
>> 287 north" - follow for 104.9 miles 13.Take left ramp onto "Interstate
>> 40 west" toward "Dumas" - follow for 7.8 miles 14.Take "Exit 70" onto
>> "US 60 east" toward "Dumas" - follow for 0.5miles 15.Take the "Buchanan
>> Street" exit toward" Dumas/Pampa" - follow for 1.7 miles 16.Turn right
>> onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow for 0.1miles 17.Arrive at
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>> Now that's the way to f*cking Amarillo!!!!!!!!
>> SO CAN EVERYONE STOP SINGING IT NOW . !

In response to:Initial Blog

Fri, 02 Sep 2005 17:41:14 +0200

A man walks into a bar and bumps his head.

Get it?!

My attempt at a crap joke!